Three teen boys are sitting on the couch watching TV.
Toddy: This show is stupid.
Roddy: I know. Change the channel.
Toddy: I would, but that means I’d have to get up and look for the remote.
Roddy: That’s lazy.
Toddy: Yeah, well, I don’t see you getting up and looking for the remote.
Roddy: Man, even if the remote was sitting right next to me I wouldn’t even reach for it.
Toddy: Now who’s being lazy. Check it out, Nod has the remote in his lap.
Roddy: Yo, Ned. Change the channel.
Toddy: Dude’s so lazy he can’t even talk!
Three teen girls lounging in a bedroom.
Zoe: What do you guys wanna do?
Candi: I dunno.
Sandi: We could go to the mall, but we’d have to walk. Mom says she’s not driving
Sandi: I know. Seriously.
Candi: Even if Mom gave us a ride we’d still have to walk around the mall.
Sandi: Who wants to even deal with all that?
Candi: I know, right? We should just shop online.
Sandi: We’d still have to look things up.
Candi: We should totally get personal shoppers to do it for us. What do you think, Zoe?
Sandi: I can’t believe she fell asleep during a conversation she started!
Mom called everyone together for a family meeting.
Mom: Kids, the house is a constant mess. There are clothes and shoes in every room. There are empty food wrappers everywhere, dirty dishes in your bedrooms, the bathrooms look like a tornado went through them. I warned you if it didn’t stop I was going to hire a house cleaner so I did, and I’m going make the laziest one of you help pay for it out of your allowance.
Roddy: That would be Ned.
Toddy: Yeah, last week he spilled a soda on himself while he was doing homework on his bed and he didn’t even move to clean it up. He left his wet pants on the bed and slept on the floor that night and the next day the soda dried and his pants were stuck to the sheets.
Roddy: Yeah, and the sheets were stuck to the mattress and he had to tear them off and some of the mattress came with it.
Candi: Zoe is worse.
Sandy: Seriously. Whenever she runs out of clean underwear she just steals some of ours. If she’s really desperate she even take some of yours, mom, and the worst thing is she puts it back in our rooms for us to deal with.
Candi: Sometimes she even wears her underwear in the shower to wash it, and I’ve even seen her wear some of the boys’ dirty boxers. She just grabs whatever is closest at the time.
Mom: Zoe, Ned, it’s between you two. Do you have anything to say?
Mom: Honestly, I don’t know where you kids get it from. I can’t wait until you kids are eighteen and will move out of the house.
Zoe: You’re going to make us move out?
Ned: What are we going to do?
Zoe: That’s totally unfair!